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在港鐵車廂中，腦海內忽然飄過這首歌的旋律。

[都市抑鬱篇40] 大舊雪的尷尬

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聖誕假期前做了例行身體驗查，今天有報告，一切正常；這便是最好的新年禮物了。

[都市抑鬱篇39] 白兔公主 (4)

眾護士當然不會請到吳彥祖及劉德華，他們自制了王子頭飾，然後請了個臨記戴上它扮希望王子；戲服方面，加上了中國書法作元素；此外，烏龜醫生也在場監察，以備必要時進行急救。臨記第一次演王子，花了很多時間入戲，然後告訴自己一定有希望，接著，他情深款款地吻了白兔公主；再然後，白兔公主扮驚訝地醒來。

結尾：白兔公主和臨記希望王子快樂地生活；此時，上天也很感動，並下起雪來，白兔公主被一塊大雪擊中，從此開竅，因而被稱為白雪公主。

這個故事的啟示：

不食蘋果，

可以食魚肉燒賣；

找不到明星當王子，

可以找個臨記；

只要有希望，
雪雪便會從天而降，
令你願望成真。

[depressed mode 39] Rabbit Slow White (4)

The nurses cannot contact Jude Law or Tom Cruise of course, but they make a crown and invite a temporary actor to wear it. For the costume, they use some Chinese calligraphy to decorate it. They also ask Doctor Tortoise to stand by. If anything goes wrong, he can provide medical treatment.It is the first time the actor acts as a prince. He spends a lot of time to understand the role. He says to himself, “there must be hope,” and kisses Princess Slow White with all his heart. Then, Princess Slow White wakes up surprisingly.

Ending: The Prince and Princess live together happily. At this moment, snow begins to fall and princess is hit by a piece of big snow. Then, her action is no longer slow and is re-named as Princess Snow White.

Inspiration of the story:

If you cannot have an apple,
eat fish meat Siu Mai.
If you cannot find a star to act as prince,
find any actor.
If you believe there is hope,
Big Snow will fall from the sky and make your dream come true.

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無題

我的家沒有backyard，只有一個愛畫畫的傻瓜，畫的是冇人明的無題畫，不明所以也可以笑哈哈。

原文 — alanart — 2009-12-22 11:11:05

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Yes I know. I'm going to drive Heiwong crazy because I painted another bird-picture.

This bird is called “Red-breasted nuthatch. It's a smaller size brother of White-breasted nuthatch. As a matter of fact, I like the red-breasted more because it is cuter. Red-breasted nuthatch widespread across North America, prefers conifers, and therefore nests mainly in the north and west.

Heiwong, don't get mad. I probably will paint more backyard birds for a while. I hope somebody else there will appreciate my work.

 

漫步於2009年尾的街上，馬路上的汽車在塞車，有司机在響號，那是完全於事無補的響號，車龍一點也不動；還好，我是行人，還可以向前行。響號的聲浪令人討厭、心煩，但退一步想，這種宣洩怨氣的方式只是制造噪音，不像高空擲物般會傷及無辜途人，由他吧。

漫步於2009年尾的街上 — 塞 — 響號 — 慢行 — 繼續塞 — 繼續響號 — 繼續慢慢行；已不會怨了，但在鬧市會載帽子，萬一有漒水從天而降，也未至於照頭淋；請不要笑，漫步於2009年尾的街上，除了耐性，還雖要一點自保意識。

[都市抑鬱篇38] 白兔公主 (3)

白兔公主吃了魚肉燒賣後，便扮不適，然後昏迷，再由路兔甲報警。

白兔公主被送到醫院，由烏龜醫生診治。烏龜醫生向七位護士說：「要白兔公主醒過來，需要找一位希望王子來吻她一下，可是，王子供應緊張，快則排期排一年半載，慢則兩三年，若然找吳彥祖、劉德華…等大明星來演王子，六七年也說不定。」眾護士低頭竊竊私語。

那麼白兔公主會否變為植物兔呢？請看下回。

[depressed mode 38] Rabbit Slow White (3)

After swallowed the fish meat Siu Mai, Princess Slow White falls down and is fainted. A rabbit calls the police and she is sent to a hospital.

At the hospital, Doctor Tortoise takes care of Princess Slow White. After examination, he says to 7 nurses, “To make Princess Slow White wake up, we need to find the Prince of Hope to kiss her. But the supply of prince is tense. The waiting list is at least half to one year if we are lucky. If not, may be 2 to 3 years. If the prince is acted by Jude Law or Tom Cruise, may be 6 to 7 years.” The nurses murmur.

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